Jenna's Lost Her Marbles

I realize I'm slow on the uptake on this one, but better late than never.

This chick from Rhode Island is hilarious. Basically, she's every guy's dream girl: Funny as shit, crazy as hell, and with a wicked body. Well boys, meet Jenna Marbles. She's a go-go dancer by night (seriously) and witty blogger/vlogger by day. Honestly, I don't know why FunnyOrDie, SNL or Comedy Central haven't enlisted her help for their online projects. Clearly, it's just a matter of time.

Her R.I. accent is kind of gritty and annoying, but that's OK; she gets a pass, because what she's saying is, for the most part, brilliant. 

Her break-out gem was a video blog entitled "How to Trick People Into Thinking You're Good Looking." She posted it in July of last year, but it somehow (and tragically) failed to register on my radar... until now. Again: Better late than never.

OK, so that one is old, but it's good right? And I just stumbled upon it this past weekend. Since making this discovery, I've watched a lot of her stuff. Not all of it is good, but there are more diamonds in the rough.

Take this—a parody on The Biggest Loser called "The Biggest Blogger" wherein she plays a blog-pushing version of TBL's mildly psychotic trainer, Jillian Michaels. It's better than half the sketches on SNL.

I also dug her procrastinator tutorial, "Things To Do Instead of Cleaning Your Room," and guys will love all the ass-flaunting in her video response to her employer's canceling of their trip to Mexico, entitled "What I Would've Done in Cancun."

If you want to see more, check out herYouTube channel (JennaMarbles), or visit her blog, Stoollala.com.