Wednesday

I [Heart] Coquette

Coquette rules, and this is why:
Will I get married?
Sweetheart, I’m an advice columnist, not a Magic Eight Ball.

My wife says my shoes need to be put away. Do I have to do this?
What are you, 12? Go ahead and substitute the word “mommy” for the word “wife” in this ridiculous question. Notice how the tone didn’t change? Grow up, dude.
My favorite, however, has to be this one:
The tone of your advice is harsh and your column runs long. 
If your sensibilities are that delicate and your attention span that stunted, perhaps you should go read Ashton Kutcher’s Twitter.
For more, visit Coquette's latest entry in The Daily, or see the archive.

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