Like a boss on a boat

Those of you who know me know I like to laugh.

Andy Samberg doesn't know me but he sure does know how to make me laugh.

Here are two oldie-but-goodies from Lonely Island to get your work week rollin': "Like a Boss" and "On a Boat."

"Like a Boss*" features two very funny -- and offensive -- dudes: Andy Samberg and Seth Rogan.

Caution: It's almost as catchy as it is funny. You might get it stuck in your head, and you might have to fight the urge to finish your sentences with "like a boss" after watching it.



"On a Boat**" is just as funny but not quite as vulgar. Basically it's just Andy on a boat*** with Akiva Schaffer and T-Pain.

I think I find it funnier than most people because this of this random dude I encountered at Lavo one night. His business card is hands down THE funniest one I've ever seen in my entire life (sorry I don't have it with me; I'd love to include a pic to show y'all just how glorious it is). At any rate, he added me on Facebook and I OK'd the request just because his FB profile pic (that's it, to the right) is of HIM on a BOAT -- and therefore solidified his spot as "cheesiest guy I've met in Vegas" -- and everyone knows Vegas is one of the cheesiest (while simultaneously coolest) places on Earth.

Hope you enjoy the video. As Schaffer says, "This isn't Seaworld, this is as real as it gets."

Other favorite moments include Samberg's mentioning of "flippy floppies" and Schaffer's dolphin-riding. The best line, though, goes to T-Pain: "Believe me when I say I fu©ked the mermaid."

Once again: Enjoy.



*course subject matter, language and images.
**course language.
***it's not a boat, it's a yacht.