Wednesday

Happy Canada Day, Eh!

It's Canada Day, meaning I should have the day off with pay, dammit.

Alas, I do not.

Thankfully, these painfully Canadian videos are funny enough to make me forget about my lack of vacation time, stat pay, and CBC-TV.

Peace oot and enjoy the videos, eh.

And, as I "tweeted" earlier this morning, if you need me I'll be hiding from the Mounties in my igloo, listening to Rush, watching hockey on CBC, drinking beer, and eating poutine.


The spoof that started it all: "I am Canadian"



The spoof that followed: I am not Canadian
(a Quebec parody)



French-Canadian swears (Chalice, tabernacle, austie...) and mentions of Montreal's Club Super Sex (yes it's real, on Rue Ste.-Catherine), buying beer at the deppaneur, and poutine (that's French fries with cheese, folks.) Classic.

Canadian Beaver Fever


"Up here in Canada, we've got some really nice beaver."


Where's your pet beaver?

The Canadian Code





Ya can't beat 'em, so ya might as well join 'em, eh.



... Or just blame Canada like everybody else.

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