In case of fire... do not use Twitter.

Lord knows it will be hard to resist tweeting about how the building you're in is on fire, but unless you're a reporter and the burning building is a major Strip hotel (ahem, Monte Carlo?) please heed the sign's advice:

In case of fire, do not use Twitter.

Oh, and if you're not already, you can stalk me, 140 characters at a time, via the handy-dandy and oh-so-very addictive status updater otherwise known as Twitter by clicking here.

Another shameless plug: If you haven't already read the account of my using Twitter to stalk out Dave Navarro a few months back, here's some fireside reading for ya: http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2009/apr/14/dave-navarro-and-other-musicians-tune-fans-through/ (Dave actually tweeted about it, and linked to the story, too...)