1. Thou shalt not add friends unless they are, in fact, your friends.
2. Thou shalt not use a grossly outdated profile picture, regardless of how good you looked back then.
3. Thou shalt not abandon your e-mail account and use facebook exclusively.
4. Thou shalt not have more applications than friends
5. Thou shalt not embellish your profile with not-quite-accurate descriptions/stories/statistics. You're not fooling anyone.
6. Thou's profile picture shalt not display you in a bikini. Unless you are a professional underwear model or prostitute, of course.
7. Thou shalt not include your home address in your profile, dumb ass.
8. Thou shalt not post pictures that make your friends look awful. That's bad e-karma.
9. Thou shalt not be surprised if your employer discovers your profile — or that you've been updating it at work. Don't be stupid; they're not.
10. Thou shalt not post every unfocussed, self-shot pic you took of the same people during your latest alcohol-infused adventure. One or two is more than enough.
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